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You have stepped foot into the official web page for the Kingdom of Shortcake!
I, Princess Shortcake, am the ruler of the kingdom and creator of the page!
FACT: Princess Shortcake is the most popular princess in the history of royalty.
The beautiful Kingdom of Shortcake is located in North America. You will find it near by a little-known state called Texas.
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It wasn't long ago that the evil empire known as the United States tried to take away the land rightfully owned by my family, but my powerful army of legal representatives proved that my royal ancestors did indeed claim land here! And thus the new Kingdom of Shortcake was born.
FACT: The Kingdom of Shortcake is accepting residents! If you'd like to move into our beautiful kingdom, please email her majesty at shortcakekingdom93@xxxxx.xxxEVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE COPYRIGHT PRINCESS SHORTCAKE © OWNED BY THE SHORTCAKE KINGDOM PUNISHABLE BY 100 YEARS IN THE DUNGEON
You have stepped foot into the official web page for the Kingdom of Shortcake!
I, Princess Shortcake, am the ruler of the kingdom and creator of the page!
FACT: Princess Shortcake is the most popular princess in the history of royalty.
What is the Kingdom of Shortcake?
[pic]The beautiful Kingdom of Shortcake is located in North America. You will find it near by a little-known state called Texas.
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It wasn't long ago that the evil empire known as the United States tried to take away the land rightfully owned by my family, but my powerful army of legal representatives proved that my royal ancestors did indeed claim land here! And thus the new Kingdom of Shortcake was born.
FACT: The Kingdom of Shortcake is accepting residents! If you'd like to move into our beautiful kingdom, please email her majesty at shortcakekingdom93@xxxxx.xxx
