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March 27 2025

I discovered I had the power to freeze time so I used it to shoplift. I then began to panic thinking the IRS could audit me because of my sudden increase in wealth, even though all I stole was plushies and clothes.

Later, I got a computer virus where a window of a chibi anime girl would bounce around the bottom of my screen. I learned that this virus was part of some web art project, and the only way to get rid of it was to open a file in Blender and drop the virus window into some part in the 3D model.

DREAM CLASS: Stressful
RECURRING THEMES: Computer Viruses

March 23 2025

I was playing Papa's Burgeria and was playing well, but there were so many customers and arbituary steps I had to take in the order process that by the time the burger got to the customer they were visibly rotten. The customers were not happy.

DREAM CLASS: Normal
RECURRING THEMES: New game content

March 22 2025

I went to an air BnB sponsored by Nintendo that was entirley Mother 3 themed. I was impressed by all the new artwork that was made just for it, but the atmosphere was kind of tampered by the large gift shop attached to it.

I also was playing a new Super Smash Bros., where upon beating the story mode as a certain character you would unlock a ROM of their source game, except there would be new stuff. In my case, I beat it as Ness and was playing Earthbound with some new meteorite item in my inventory that supposedly unlocks a new ending.

DREAM CLASS: Normal
RECURRING THEMES: New game content

March 7 2025

I went to Gamestop and it was completely cleaned out, like the store was on the verge of closing soon. There was only one employee working there and a massive line. While waiting in line, a guy in a Batman costume walked up to me and asked me if I was pumped up for a new Batman game.

DREAM CLASS: Normal

February 17 2025

I opened my laptop and it booted up in an odd manner. When it finished booting it was loaded with classic 2000's era viruses. I overheard my dad asking "How does someone get a virus in today's age?"

DREAM CLASS: Stressful
RECURRING THEMES: Computer Viruses

February 12 2025

I was at my uncle's house with my dad on Halloween night. A large group of people started breaking into the house to perform some impromptu concert. My uncle told me to start recording on my phone. Being a retired cop, he then started yelling and threatening the group to get out of his house.

DREAM CLASS: Interesting

February 6 2025

America got overtaken by Nazis. Nazi solders kept coming to my home and I killed each one. (which was a difficult process, since they were wearing so much body armor it took several shots to kill them) I started to panic knowing I would become a target for the regime.

DREAM CLASS: Stressful

February 5 2025

My dad was taking me to some building where a war was happening inside. I felt the fear of impending death, but didn't want to disappoint him by running away. When we got there, it turns out it was just a Mario level.

DREAM CLASS: Unpleasant

February 3 2025

I was going to a local convention but it was cancelled due to reports of someone going to commit a stabbing. I was worried that I was going to get framed as the suspect. Also, I found out that several years ago I made a 2 hour long review on Persona 5 that I had no memory of making.

DREAM CLASS: Stressful
RECURRING THEMES: Conventions

February 2 2025

I was watching an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic where Rarity was an inventor/scientist type. A scientist from the middle ages is transported to her time to help cure the scientist's illness. Strangely enough, the scientist was designed like a cheerleader despite being from the 1400's.

DREAM CLASS: Pleasant

February 1 2025

A dream within a dream. I was a chameleon watching a baseball game with another chameleon friend, who was on the verge of tears because his parents were getting a divorce.

I was handed a note with a message on it, and I remembered I could take a "screenshot" of sorts of my dream by pressing down on my eyeball in a certain way. Turns out I was within a dream and was not able to do it.

DREAM CLASS: Normal

October 23 2024

I was at my childhood church with my parents and I was being treated like a little kid, given little things to occupy my time during the sermon. I whispered a question to one of my parents, to which someone a couple pews down answered me and everyone cooed and laughed, like it was cute.

I got angry and sarcastically yelled at her "thank you", to which I immediately felt embarassed for losing my temper and decided to just leave, remembering I'm an adult who can just leave the situation.

DREAM CLASS: Unpleasant / Interesting
RECURRING THEMES: Church, age regression

October 22 2024

I was at some sort of high school reunion in a banquet hall. There were also a bunch of Youtubers and other internet influencers too. A vtuber was there who made some sort of corny joke about her thighs, to which everyone laughed except for my old friend (whom I never really liked). He called her a bitch, to which the vtuber walked up to him and said something barely audible (I was across the room) but I could make out "short little man". Everyone laughed at him and I watched him run to the kitchen nearby and start crying, to which a cook there started consoling him.

Everyone continued to talk about the ordeal afterwards, and I drank soda out of cup so saggy it was like drinking from a plastic bag.

DREAM CLASS: Pleasant
RECURRING THEMES: Back to school

October 14 2024

I was playing a topdown Ed Edd and Eddy game. The level was a bizarre one where you navigated around Ed's house that was covered in disembodied eyes, grasping hands, and female mannequins. I realized that this was some sort of abstract representation of Ed sneaking around his mom, since she's never shown in person.

DREAM CLASS: Restless
ADDITIONAL NOTES: This was definitely a result of me playing way too many Yume Nikki fangames over the weekend. A song from Yume 2kki was constantly playing during this dream.

October 13 2024

I was watching a Youtube video about a disgruntled employee at a game studio that was working on a Stardew Valley-type game. They were going to shoot up their workplace, but before they did the deed they posted a video online. The video was footage of the game with all the characters reading out a long series of numbers while loud noises could be heard.

DREAM CLASS: Nightmare

October 7 2024

A mutual I have on Twitter drew an entire comic about my character Mocha on some sort of island adventure that I enjoyed reading through.

DREAM CLASS: Wonderful!

October 6 2024

Jay Bauman (of Redlettermedia fame) and I were shopping in an aquarium supply store that was located in my old church. He was buying a mini decorative trash bin that I was surprised to hear was $22. He tried to pay with $400 cash, which the cashier struggled to make change for, and I accidentely knocked a box of thumbtacks all over the ground.

DREAM CLASS: Pleasant
RECURRING THEMES: Church

September 26 2024

I went to China to be enrolled in some huge school. Interestingly enough, it was a school comprised mostly of furries. I made a lot of friends on the first day, and we all sat together during orientation.

DREAM CLASS: Pleasant
RECURRING THEMES: Back to school

September 24 2024

I was back in school and kept passing out, so my dad picked me up to take me home. I was apparantly passing out due to depression, so to cheer me up he tried to teach me how to mow the lawn, which involved flooding it with water and snipping the stinger off of a scorpion with a pair of hedge clippers to "fertilize" the lawn better.

Sadly, the scorpion kept floating away in the water and I was unable to successfully snip its stinger off, which did nothing to help my mood.

DREAM CLASS: Unpleasant
RECURRING THEMES: Back to school, age regression

September 23 2024

I don't really remember my dream, but my dream ended when a person was saying the word "security". And the "se" part was synced perfectly to my alarm clock sound, which is the sound of ocean waves. It was a bizarre auditory phenomenon that's hard to describe.

DREAM CLASS: Normal

September 21 2024

The US was getting striked by missiles from Israel. I was keeping survivors who had their homes destroyed in my house.

DREAM CLASS: Unpleasant

September 20 2024

I was playing a game set in Japan where you were a stereotypical chubby goth high school girl obsessed with the occult. After getting kicked out of a movie theatre for some reason, you started wandering the streets of Tokyo. You then start getting attacked by random people who turn out to be possessed by demons, and have fight back using weapons you find lying around on the street.

DREAM CLASS: Interesting
RECURRING THEMES: New game content

September 7 2024

I was playing a DLC for Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth where Ichiban buys a lottery ticket and has to traverse a large dungeon to collect enough luck for it to be a winning ticket and make it out without any party members dying. Every single side character and substory character appeared appeared to help them out for one big epic battle on the way out. Interestingly, the final stretch of the escape has you fighting enemies dressed up as the girl who sold you the ticket, including a girl piloting a robot hamburger spider that ended my run by grabbing Saiko and making the robot vomit on her. Thankfully I did the alien sideqeust earlier so I had the passive that grants an auto-revive once per battle.

DREAM CLASS: Normal
RECURRING THEMES: New game content

September 5 2024

I was at my high school graduation ceremony. I was about to drive home, but there was a massive storm happening and it was completely flooded outside, preventing everybody from leaving. I ran into an acquaintance and decided to try to get to know them better, but then they started telling me about how they make online videos where they kill small animals using various chemicals.

DREAM CLASS: Unpleasant
RECURRING THEMES: Back to school

August 27 2024

I was playing the Binding of Isaac, and discovered a new route you could take. It led me to a fight with a boss called "The Twins", which were two floating monstorous babies very similar to the other bosses in the game. The fight took place on the mattress of a giant crib, similar to the Chauncey boss fight in Luigi's Mansion.

DREAM CLASS: Normal
RECURRING THEMES: New game content

August 26 2024

I was at a convention, looking at the shops and the arcade they had but wasn't really impressed with anything.

I then started killing bugs in a hallway to supposedly make room for some "wolf spider crabs" I bought. I let them crawl around in my hand.

Instead of letting them loose in my room, I went to a mall to buy a glass tank for them from Petsmart. I got lost inside, as it turns out turning into a maze was the gimmick of this mall.

DREAM CLASS: Uncomfortable
RECURRING THEMES: Conventions

August 24 2024

I was watching a trailer for the new Quentin Tarantino movie. It opened with a pale woman floating face-down in a pond. A giant humanoid creature looms over her like it's about to bob her out of the water.

It then cuts to the same woman walking into the front yard of her mansion. We see her brother, a man in a fat suit, get hit by a 16 wheeler and explode out of his fat suit. Her father is then revealed, a dapper dressed man made out of candy and popcorn.

DREAM CLASS: Weird

RECURRING THEMES

Conventions: I have fond memories of walking through conventions and looking at various booths and merch tables, so I find myself wandering through them a bit in my dreams.

New Game Content: Dreams where I find some sort of hidden level or new piece of content in a game I previously played. These are some of my earliest dreams from when I was a kid.

Back to school: Having dreams where you're back in high school or college is fairly common.

Age regression: A strange recurring theme where even though I'm still a grown adult, I'm treated like a little kid and when I try to argue it comes across as the emotional argument style of a frustrated elementary schooler. These dreams are usually unpleasant, and probably stem from some form of past trauma.

Church: My family used to go to a large church when I was younger, so I have a lot of memories about it.

Computer Viruses: As a kid, they freaked me out. They still do.

DREAM CLASSES

Normal: No particular vibe.

Pleasant: The one of the best kinds of dreams. Spans a large variety of themes, but usually a very positive and fun dream.

Weird: Very surreal imagery and themes. Has me thinking about it throughout the morning or day.

Uncomfortable: Contained uncomfortable themes, imagery, or sensations. Usually very gross themes, involving elements such as body horror or insects.

Unpleasant: Similar to uncomfortable dreams, but involving more emotional or social themes. Tragedy, arguements, and disappointments are common themes of unpleasant dreams.

Nightmare: Scary dreams that usually have me waking up suddenly. Not always unpleasant, as the fright wears off quick and I find myself fascinated with the whole thing. Makes for great inspiration, too.

Restless: Dreams where I find myself tossing and turning, and wake up feeling exhausted just thinking about them. Usually include repititous sounds, numbers, or other headache-inducing things.

Stressful: Not necessarily a nightmare, but I'm relieved to wake up and realize that it was a dream.

Interesting: Like weird dreams, but usually containing a more positive vibe. Interesting dreams have me wondering what would happen next if I didn't wake up.

Wonderful!: The best kinds of dreams, where I wake up feeling nice and well-rested. Dreams so good I'm sad that they had to end.